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persian

A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.
by khashayar April 12, 2005
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Persian

The delicate and delightful art of taking a shit and getting directly into the shower. This promotes the the maximum level of cleanliness and increases the enjoyment of taking shits exponentially.

The term derives from the fact that Persians have extremely hair ass-holes and it is well known that simply wiping after a shit will in no way clean the ass-hole to a reasonable level. Therefore they are forced to shower after their shits to ensure cleanliness.
Dude, just did a Persian, it was fucking orgasmic.
by Mr. Vice President July 9, 2011
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Persian

Same thing as Iranian.

A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background.

The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians.

According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern.

The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab!! They speak Farsi.

The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.
Being Persian is the same exact same thing as being Iranian.
by aguynamedandy October 10, 2005
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Don Perignon

A very expensive champagne, i dunno anything else about it coz 50 cents always mentioning it
You mix a lil' Cris with a little Don Perignon.
And a lil' Hennessy, you know we 'finna carry on.
by Felix December 28, 2005
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Perianna

A combination of Period and Ariana.

The word is used as a response if something is good or slaytastic
A: “i got a new pair of shoes

B: “YESSSS perianna!!”
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permanip

A woman who's nipples always seem to be visibly hard. this can be more commonly found in women who have had breast implants, but is not a specific requirement for permanip.
dude i've seen that hoe three times with her nipples sticking out through her shirt. The bitch must have permanip!
by Christian Hummel May 23, 2008
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Permanoia

A Long term frame of mind that has a foundation of conspiracy to be set up, betrayed and prosecuted . In people the trait is common among strings of vital substance puppets.
When the light is too loud and a whisper is heard through walls that never stops. I know it's permanoia that keeps time locked in life beating nearly to stop.
by Pronoun Child October 13, 2008
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