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jacob parsons

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat
by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018
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fortnite partner

In which you are in love with the person you play fortnite with everyday

"Oh wow BootyMaker8000 is my Fortnite Partner!
Oh wow BootyMaker8000 is my Fortnite Partner!Can't wait to tell him/her that!
by Leg-ault June 15, 2018
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Lifesize Partner

A partner, lover, and or someone who is of similar size that as a result matches and fits important aspects of your own life. Examples include but are not limited to - equal measurement cuddling, sharing clothes, being able to enjoy the same outdoor activities with ease, living in a similar size space such as a van, tent or home with the same positives and negatives
"Even our toes cuddle making him the perfect lifesize partner!" "I cannot wear heels when we go out because I am taller than him making him a not so great lifesize partner." " I am so glad Enrique is my size because going spelunking with my ex would have been miserable because he was so tall and would end up complaining all the time"
by RicoVino November 13, 2019
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incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?
Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.
by chris_77 January 8, 2020
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Illy partner

The person that's there for you when you get sick for cuddles and food.
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 13, 2020
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platonic partner

Someone you’re dating, but not in a romantic way. You’re like best friends with benefits, but better. If you don’t put /p after a so called “romantic” remark, you’re fucked.
Guy 1: dude, you’re the best platonic partner I ever had, ily bro /p
Guy 2: same bro ily too /p
by yourdrinksmellslikepiss February 17, 2021
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Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021
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