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Panda Bear

-a loving term that one significant other calls the other, mainly a girlfriend to a boyfriend.

-references an amazing boyfriend that any girl would be lucky to have
-"I love you Panda Bear."

-"Yup, he's my Panda Bear."
by Hali Doll February 5, 2010
mugGet the Panda Bearmug.

Panda-point

A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!

Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!
by theone0312 April 14, 2010
mugGet the Panda-pointmug.

panda bear

a shy guy that is undeniably HOTT.
My boyfriend's a panda bear.
by natalie March 6, 2005
mugGet the panda bearmug.

Saxcited Panda

"When a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face."
> *laughing very hard* "DUDE, STOP, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A SAXCITED PANDA SOON!"
>> "Go use at this thing then..." *links girl to buy a baby dribbler*
> *now looking like a Saxcited Panda, crying with laughter* "WHYYY?!"
by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016
mugGet the Saxcited Pandamug.

panda sock

when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
by panda sock April 16, 2021
mugGet the panda sockmug.

panda man

A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.
by distruction jr February 17, 2010
mugGet the panda manmug.

the inverted panda

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad
by The happy punk February 19, 2010
mugGet the the inverted pandamug.

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