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Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?
by snorgle October 19, 2003
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Toilet Paper

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020
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paper gangster

Paper Gangster - A suburaban kid, can be white or balck, comes from a rich family. Usually sees a rap videos on t.v., asks his rich parents to buy him the clothes he sees and acts like hes from a rough part of town around his friends and people that don't know him, when he really lives in a 500,000 home and drives a BMW or Lexus or Volvo.
An example of a paper gangster is Mike Hamane
by TrainWreck January 2, 2008
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The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.
The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.
by SuccPapi October 4, 2016
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Paper-shuffling

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.
“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)
by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012
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Paneran adventure

A journey that is made during conventional lunch hours by one or more of the following:

- A round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
- A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence OR A girl that resembles both a glazed donut and snowshoes.
- A big busted blonde with a pretty face pertty eyes and great hips. Nice butt long legs tall and gorgeous.
- A bad ass with a big dick.
- The most brightest and coolest person in the universe.
- A bald jackass OR avery confusing person
The clock approached 12:45 and The Nub and I summoned our counterparts Gail, Leslie and Amy for our Paneran Adventure.
by Gus Baker June 21, 2005
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Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.
Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch
by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012
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