pumpkin bowling 

about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!

Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.

pumpkin bowling by timpacalypse October 8, 2005

Pumpkin Patch 

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

Pumpkin Patch by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010

pumpkin party

an orgy involving multiple people that are related by genetics; a pun on the words "pump", alluding to thrusting during sex, and "kin", people in a family related by genetics

Person 1: I just back from a pumpkin party!
Person 2: Damn! Who'd you bang?
Person 1: My mom and both of my twin cousins!
Person 2: Niiiiiiiiiice!

pumpkin party by gaygayhomosexualgay March 29, 2021

pumpkin boner 

When a guy has big balls and a small {penis} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.

Susie: Last {night} I was gonna {fuck} Johnny a he had a total pumpkin boner, so I got my ass outta there.
Claire: Ewww, sick.

pumpkin boner by Kitty Stroker August 25, 2006

pumpkin eater 

When a person or animal eats another person's or animal's ass(In a sexual way), and shit starts to come out, but you just keep going.

Girl 1: Last night John went down on my ass and started going to town on it. I started relaxing a little too much, a little bit of shit came out!

Girl 2: Did John stop to throw up?

Girl 1: NO! He just kept going, so gross. I didn't know he was a "pumpkin eater"...

pumpkin eater by Mr.SoLDBuY May 25, 2016

pumpkin head 

1)Someone who has a broad knowlage of and or an unhealthy obsession with the band The Smashing Pumpkins

"theres not one thing that guy doesnt know about the smashing pumpkins, he's a full blown pumpkin head"

pumpkin head by puuuuurple monkey dishwasha March 29, 2009

Pumpkin Potato 

Someone whos parents were either George Bush or a clown-like whore, or even both.

"Hey, Barbara, we all know that your REAL mom was that sexy clown whore on the Las Vegas streets. Don't lie to us, Pumpkin Potato."

Pumpkin Potato by That one guy from Toy Story February 10, 2010