Pumped up Kicks

Something rich white boys have. Picture a boy named SAM and and is damn rich and has a mouth. Foster the people then come in and shoot them.

Oh look SAM has those Pumped up kicks. Let's go shoot his ass

by KingTurkey December 19, 2018

Pumes

A cooler way of saying the popular apparel brand "Puma", specifically the shoes.

"Yo bro those are some sick Pumes"

"I wish I had my pair of Pumes on, then maybe those cool guys would talk to me"

by Gregory N Son September 25, 2020

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021

one-pumper

Pumper: verb meaning to perform the act of finishing sexual intercourse in a singular thrust

James, Becca told you was a one-pumper.

by Hejsybelbepdhskdisodjdjdp ;) June 9, 2018

pumpernickle

dark sourdough molasses bread can do pumper for a nickle

I was eatin pumpernickle. Pimp comes over say U like pumpernickle? I got one U can pump for a dollar!

So I took pumpernickle to the wedge @ new port beach had a ball boa bar + frozen banana!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

pumps

When you consider sex NOT sex becasuse the male never CAME. It is a great way of justifying NOT having sex a.k.a. not boosting up the numbers....because of a lack of cum.

"Did you have sex?" "No we just had pumps"

by Pumps December 19, 2006

pumpers

word for steroids aka arnorlds

That mofo gotta b using some pumpers.

by MIG December 26, 2003