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Prostitute

Destiny. Fun, outgoing, sexual, and fucks for cash. A person. Either Girl or Boy.
Lets go find a prostitute somewhere.
by IamaGirl February 1, 2014
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hand prostitute

A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.
Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
by Vince Noir February 17, 2008
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prostitute or not-stitute

Game played at a seedy Las Vegas casino in the early morning hrs.
I sat at the bar and played prostitute or not-stitute until 4:30 last night. Turns out they are all whooores.
by jcav October 7, 2010
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Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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pastatute

when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.
woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"
by lrn_strn94 January 17, 2011
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prostitude

A transgender (born male)that is a sex worker.
Her name is Laura in the daytime, and Larry at night time! She's one of the best prostitudes in the metropolitan area!
by Larry or Laura December 20, 2019
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Pastatute

"What do you call an Italian prostitute? A pastatute." - M. Bonez
by Peach Cobblerz October 12, 2023
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