Post Disney Depression 

Post Disney Depression (PDD) happens to kids and guests all over the world. However, a severe case happens to cast members who do a program known as the ICP (International College Program) or CRP ( Cultural Representative Program). Some symptoms of PDD are: saying a cheesy greeting to people as they enter the parks, parties at Vista Way apartments, Sunday nights at House of Blues, karaoke night at Buffalo Wild Wings, 4 lokos, late night Wendy's and Wal Greens runs, and the list goes on. As of right now no cure has been found. Disney has been told about this program and research funding has begun for this initiative.

I can't function. I'm suffering from Post Disney Depression.

Post Disney Depression by Nitsujoh September 23, 2011

post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.

Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

post-inaugural depression by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009

post party depression

intense feeling of loneliness and nostalgia, following an awesome night and/or weekend of getting drunk and hooking up

Omg, I had so much fun last night with Tyler. This post party depression is killing me. Do you think he's gonna call?

post party depression by welovetucker August 24, 2009

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

poseur 

Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:

Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":

Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question

Interesting.

So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS.

poseur by Rilo June 27, 2003

postcarding 

When someone uses text messaging or instant messaging to deliver a one-way communication. Even if you respond immediately, there is little chance to expect a reply -- the postcarder has already put their phone away or closed the instant message window.

Oh boy, Jennifer is postcarding again. I texted her back immediately and got "Delivered", but she hasn't even "Read" my response. She is just happy to have delivered her postcard.

postcarding by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Pathway to Possible 

A positive and inspiring way to ask a lady if you can go in.

After multiple healthy activities and high-fives, she agreed on the Pathway to Possible.

Pathway to Possible by Uhhh...Email December 23, 2019