pleace

A cross between peace and please. When a person is asking for peace in a nice way

i wish the world had pleace

by nikki and doyle September 23, 2006

Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.

-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!

by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009

Child Please

This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.

Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.

by Damien_Thorne October 17, 2009

nigga please

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.

person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please

by wordsmith January 21, 2004

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

please stop

a word where it means to keep going for some people.

please stop. no.

by l0renooo May 7, 2022

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021