Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume

I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.

by Tello August 16, 2006

Cock Pocket

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis

Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)

by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006

Cincinnati Hot Pocket

When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.

"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"

by lauren p! May 7, 2008

Pocket phone call

Getting a call from somebody's pocket, and you hear the phone moving around in the pocket.

You call your friend back because you have a missed call from them. You soon learn it was just a Pocket phone call.
"Hey did you call me?"
No, sorry that was my pocket
"Can I talk to your pocket?"

by Mike Tsirklin January 27, 2009

Pocket Idol

An insanely adorable nickname for Kris Allen, America's tiniest Idol.

Can, at times, be used as the opposite (or bottom) of Glamazon.

Kris Allen, the Pocket Idol, likes capes.

by glitterfuck July 22, 2009

pocket mining

masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric

"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"

by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

Pockets with benefits

A pocket in an item of clothing that one has not worn for some time that unexpectedly contains a sum of money.

Subcategories include the following:

"Pants with benefits" "Jeans with benefits" "Suit with benefits" "Bag with benefits" and "Cothing with benefits".

"I was so psyched when I tried on an old pair of jeans and found a 20$ bill in the pocket. Talk about pockets with benefits! "

by nycesq October 8, 2009