Numtoid

Someone who lives their life via numbers, and refuses to make decisions of none numerical observations. They'll do this for everything, from Health decisions, Sex, Social life, tec.

"Dude, it reeks in the bathroom, like even worse than usual. You should get that checked out, I don't think its healthy."
"It is, I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, and I have consumed the regular amount of calories for the day."
"Jerry you Numtoid, you're gonna die on day because of this."
"That's impossible, I have to live to at least 65 years."

by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023

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Numpitybrump

The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.

Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.

Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.

by Lonthedevil February 13, 2024

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