Nick Clegg

A Nick Clegg is a character with political promises that seem reasoned and optimistic in an age of austerity and financial setbacks for a nation, but in the oppurtunity of gaining political power and the oppurtunity to enact them, do the complete opposite and compromise all that he stands for and worked towards when he actually gains political office

Nick Clegg: I promise to cut taxes for the poor, improve services for the disabled, and cut the tuition fees for undergraduates in universities.
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Nick: Where do I sign david?

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Nick Clegg: we are now increasing the VAT to 20%, decreasing the provisions in the Disability Living Allowance and increasing tuition fees threefold. I feel dead inside, for I am Nick Clegg.

by I Hat Enigg Ers April 8, 2011

Nick Valensi

A'ight, well, I'm not going to say he's sexy, because that's overplayed. He's extremely handsome. Anyway, he's got incredible talent at the guitar. Absolutely incredible. He's in a band called the Strokes who are, all put together, the number one best band in the history of music and the best band ever in the universe, to quote what somebody said already although not in quotes. In an interview for LAUNCH, he said that music is the Strokes's top priority, and it seems to be definitely his. I love Nick Valensi and need guitar lessons, as well.

Nick Valensi might give me guitar lessons if... I... do something for him... and if he ever reads this definition...

by Stroke Number Six February 12, 2005

nick her

The word nick her is usually meant for people who are " pushing P " or are really cool.

Ex : hey nick her!

Another Ex : you seem like a nick her too!

" Hey nick her! "
" Yo what's up my G! "
" Nothing I just thought u looked like a nick her. "
" Yeah you seem like a pretty good nick her. "

by voteq August 2, 2022

nice cans

Breasts that are nice in appearance. Nice tits.

As you pass a girl on the street with nice looking brawless tits you stop her and say "Nice cans".

She then kicks you in your crotchal region.

by oldcarsbreakdown1 March 1, 2009

Nick Valensi

Guitarist in the NY-originating band The Strokes; tall; started playing the guitar at age 5 or six after receiving an acoustic guitar; likes "stripey socks."

Nick Valensi was born on January 16, 1981.

by Strokes fan February 2, 2004

to get nice

to get high (usually from drugs or from alcohol)

At the afterparty, we ducked into the bathroom stall to get nice.

by wenzday January 3, 2009

Nice Jacket

Polite way of telling someone to fuck off or leave you alone.

You look like a shit today. Nice jacket mate...
What are you waiting for? Nice jacket

by Vladimíra September 18, 2015