netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

netflix education

An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.

Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".

Person B: "Was he joking?"

Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."

by Blu_Portal June 20, 2016

netflix & chillin solo

This occurs when you veg out in bed and watch Netflix by yourself. Typically said person is wrapped in a blanket, has not showered in days, and eats junk food the entire time. No sexual innuendo involved in this term.

Megan: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Netflix & Chillin Solo
Megan: *confused look*
Me: I will watch Netflix and lay in bed wrapped in a blanket with no shower and junk food all weekend.

by DeniDoh January 13, 2017

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

Netflix Bait

A theatrical film release that, while expected to be entertaining, is not sufficiently interesting enough to entice you to travel to a movie theater. So instead, you wait for the movie to be released on your preferred streaming service (not necessarily Netflix).

In other words, a good movie that's not quite worth the high price of admission (and travel) to a theater. So just stream it instead.

Movie Watcher 1: The new Fast and Furious sequel looks amazing. But I feel like the franchise isn't offering anything new.

Movie Watcher 2: Agreed. Sounds like Netflix Bait. I can wait a few months to watch it.

by stanj85 August 19, 2018

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

Netflix and weed

The “Netflix and chill” (Netflix, sex and chill) but also with the added benefit of smoking some fine herbs.

Yo, Netflix and weed?
“Sure. I’ll bring the condoms.”

by Poopfeast420blzit September 6, 2019