Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

by neiltherealdeal May 18, 2015

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Niggle Neil

Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.

O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!

by Niglees piglees December 07, 2024

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neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO

person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥

by soapman😧 January 05, 2024

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Neil Griffin

A nasty, bad breath, abusive, leaching, wife-beating piece of trash from Brampton Ontario, living in Hamilton Ontario, with anger issues that thinks he's God's gift to women, when in reality he's just an angry little man that abuses his kids and any woman he gets close to.

I heard Jason pulled a Neil Griffin on that bit, he made her think he was in love with her but just gave her chlamydia and punched her in the face

by TrashDash April 29, 2022

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