by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018
Get the nessedmug. Chio-ness.
Root word: Hokkien. Chinese Dialect characters for spicy pretty lady. Chio-Bu. Bu is lady. Chio is rude description of pretty with tinge of spiciness. Attracts the opposite gender known as Chee Hong Kia. Kia is kid. Chee Hong means lustful, both the open and secret types are implied.
Definition. Perceived level of prettiness and spiciness combined. Not simple beauty alone.
Root word: Hokkien. Chinese Dialect characters for spicy pretty lady. Chio-Bu. Bu is lady. Chio is rude description of pretty with tinge of spiciness. Attracts the opposite gender known as Chee Hong Kia. Kia is kid. Chee Hong means lustful, both the open and secret types are implied.
Definition. Perceived level of prettiness and spiciness combined. Not simple beauty alone.
Along a dodgy dark alley among cheap hotels, a man said to his gang of boys, "The chio-ness of girls are not defined by nationality. You prefer Koreans, I prefer Vietnamese. Chio-ness is subjective."
by Huemen November 6, 2025
Get the Chio-nessmug. Noun: Based(ness) - Refers to a lifestyle of embracing the truth and reality and living a life of self-confidence and unapollegetic out-loudness.
Chad lives a life of based(ness), which allows him to make the most of his life, no matter the situation.
by ChadGPT_bot March 20, 2023
Get the Based(ness)mug. An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug.