mummy

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i no i waaaaant it!

Middle English mummie powdered parts of a mummified body used as a drug, from Middle French momie, from Medieval Latin mumia mummy, powdered mummy, from Arabic mumiyah bitumen, mummy, from Persian mum wax
Date: 1615
1 a : a body embalmed or treated for burial with preservatives in the manner of the ancient Egyptians b : a body unusually well preserved

by hobo powers August 24, 2003

Muppy Popper

Muppy Popper, MP; Military Police; Mike Papa; Slang word used by U.S. Soldiers in Vietnam when referring to the Military Police.
"A Muppy Popper is someone who farts in the bathwater, then pops the bubbles when they surface so they can enjoy the odor."

'Hey man, stash the weed, the fuc...g Muppy Poppers are behind us.'

by msgp11 July 14, 2009

The Bloody Mummy

You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!

by Denman75 September 23, 2009

Yummy Mummy

The sexual procedure in which you wrap her vagina in Fruit by the Foot and your dick with Fruit Roll up and stick it in her, breaking through the Fruit by the Foot and right when you're about to cum you stick your dick in her mouth

Yo I bought me some Fruit by the Foot last night... Gonna give her the ol' "yummy mummy"..

by some_guy65765436 April 19, 2018

mampy

An aunt, or dear beloved elder. An endearing term for a small child to call thier aunt, without regard to size.

" my mampy spoils me and lets me stay up late."
"I would rather be with my mampy than with my mommy and daddy"
"my mampy is young and pretty, not old and fat"

by badgie December 11, 2008

mummy's fist

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.

"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".

by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005

Mummy Boy

Mummy Boy - A man that is wrapped up by his girl. His girlfriend is controling or to involved with him. He seems to be dead or captured by the relationship. He may not be his true self because of his girlfriend.

Karen has a Mummy Boy, she can never let him have fun.

I feel bad for Joe he's a Mummy Boy now.

by The SW October 10, 2018