Paul Mitchell

Likes (LOVES) to shaft men in the shitter

LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum

by HARRIS_1 May 1, 2009

mitchell

S-A-T-A-N

mitcHELL = s-a-t-a-n

by your psedudoym October 17, 2017

mitchener

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".

This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!

by C00L GY August 16, 2017

Mitchell and White

The Police. These were the names of the two crooked cope in the movie Dolemite who were alwayd harrassing Dolemite and his whores.

Mitchell and White took all my cocaine and told me to have more by tomorrow or they gonna run me in!

by ayg July 27, 2006

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016

Mitchell

Mitchells have the biggest penis' ever and they get all the girls and they love to smash

Girl 1: "OMG Mitchell is the cutest at this school"
Girl 2: "I know, I want to have sex with him"

by rhjk_5127 June 9, 2020

Mitchell

A kind kid who is great at math. He loves solving math problems and gaming with his friends. He has brown hair and glasses. He is also Italian. He is not extremely athletic, but he makes up for it with his smarts. He is a nerd, but not in an obnoxious way. He is a very likeable guy in general.

Just kidding. Mitchell is actually a fucking bitch. He is a stupid fucking Italian and sucks at Minecraft. Mitchell SUCKS. Fucking nerd.

I thought Mitchell was cool, but he actually sucks. Hahaha.

by ADefinedGuy November 4, 2020