Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Mexican man

Loyal to his beer.

Mexican man knows how to drink drink

by Trillzomar August 30, 2019

Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

by Leddyking September 9, 2020

Mexican Toss Off

When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.

Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020

Mexican cream puff

Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.

Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.

After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.

by Osmodiar September 11, 2021

Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

Mexican teeth

Adult human teeth that are perfectly straight and uniform in size (resembling Chiclets chewing gum), particularly in the bottom jaw, that have remained in the same state since elementary school. Afflicted persons do not have to be Mexican to have Mexican teeth.

"So I like met this hot guy at the club, and when he flashed his geometric line of Mexican teeth I knew he was up on his dental hygiene, and you know what that means!"

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD June 28, 2008