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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
Meth Monkey by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020
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Meth potato 

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family
Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
Meth potato by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020

Meth Hands 

When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.
Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
Meth Hands by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020

METH STAIN FATBACK 

A sexual transaction for 13 dollars or less and a cheap cigarette from a very gross meth head usually performed behind a fast food establishment or under a bridge. Pretty much anywhere sketchy. This is a shameful choice and you will not share this experience with your compadres. Bring 3 ply. You’ll need it.
I got the ol meth stain fatback in a very place in my life. I will never forget it. I can’t..it’s burned it I my brain forever. No ones knows though

meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.
Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."
meth beans by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020

Meth Brother 

The brother in your family that does meth.
I just got a collection call looking for my meth brother
Meth Brother by PitDweller September 12, 2020

Meth-odist 

Slang term for a person who smokes meth religiously.
Police: You’re under arrest for possession of methamphetamine.

Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.
Meth-odist by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020