After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.
"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"
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An endeerment for a fabulous french teacher who's a tad mental.
Also written MetterZ; which is then pronounced, metters to the Z.
Also written MetterZ; which is then pronounced, metters to the Z.
by metters4eva July 1, 2008
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HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL
-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"
-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"
-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"
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"I was so proud of all them, and their stories of the love of this sport, and of their husbands and girls and boys who brave the weather for us deer loving 'eat meaters.'"
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