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marinette county is the nations drunkest county tucked away in northeastern wisconsin along the wisconin michigan border. it has a high population of nasty fat women high drug usage and extreme alcohol consumption. many believe the nasty fat women contribute to the latter
u know your in marinette county when your at the aloha
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Marine Corps

1. A communist organization, ran by complete idiots. This service has the most ammount of stupid rules that make no sense, and claim that is what makes them tougher than the other services. The only people that love this organization are usually people who lack a spinal cord and are easily brain-washed...these people do not possess to ability to critically think.

2. An organization that's sole goal is to make it's members as miserable as possible through stupid rules that make no sense what-so-ever.

3. A Communist Organization that punishes everybody based upon the actions of a few.
1. "Look at that guy, he's not wearing 'flip-flops,' man he's so touch not wearing flip-flops. He must be in the Marine Corps."

"I am Sergeant Major D-Bag, and we are tougher than the other services because we don't wear flip-flops, we don't walk and talk in uniform on cell phones, and we can not drink water while walking in uniform...oh yeah, we're really tough now!"
by NotAMarineAtHeart October 25, 2009
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Marine Corps

I joined the Marine Corps to FUCKIN GET SOME!!!!
by CplGetSome June 3, 2009
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marine

A person who thinks that they are better than every one else, even though they are not.
Marine: Im so tough, you Army, Navy and Air Force guys are babies!

Sailor: You do realize that we provide your medics, right?

Army: And that we provide a lot of your equipment, right?

Air Force: And that we assist your air wing, right?

Marine: So what, you guys are still pussies!

Army: Yup, he's a Marine.
by Hooahguy July 5, 2011
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Marines

Military personell that have been stuffed so full of shit that they think they are more useful than they actually are.

Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier.

They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively.

While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation.

The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy.

Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
Immature Marine: ARMY stands for Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.
Rational Person: Just shut the fuck up, you're hurting my head.
by Bosnian Cowboy July 26, 2005
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mariners

hot guys that are the coolest ever
MARINERS are the shitttt
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