Umpa-Lumpa

What girls look like in Jersey

Snooki is an Umpa-Lumpa.

by hornymcmuffinpants February 21, 2011

ass lump

A lump found on the ass area of the body. Usually the result of to much anal intercourse.

Jimmy has an ass lump.

by fatassfag January 25, 2005

back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

plump lump

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her

i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her

by kittyboy October 19, 2007

Boring Lump of a Girl

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.

Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

by lizybee June 25, 2010

Lump

To laze about. Being inactive and unmotivated.

"All my wife ever does on her days off is lump on the couch watching tv or playing PS2"

by Roxanne July 30, 2003