When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
by Luke R. April 10, 2008
Get the Light Bulb HJ mug.(noun) A person, not necessarily African or biracial, whose complexion is lighter than black and darker than white. Light skin is not to be confused with a person that has fair skin.
by ill_logic February 21, 2011
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verb.
To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
by Paul Rael September 30, 2011
Get the lighter jack mug.Verb. To laugh so hard that a person does one or more physical gestures that signal the person is laughing too hard and their body responds. Also known in slang as LMFAO, ROFL, and LOL. Resulting in either falling to the ground and rolling on the floor, tearing up, eye spasms, shortness of breath,
flushed face, the inability to speak because of the laughter, continuing a laugh when there is no air left in the lungs to support it (Appears as if they are having small dry heaves), slow movements, and general immobility and lack of quick response time to any outside variable.
flushed face, the inability to speak because of the laughter, continuing a laugh when there is no air left in the lungs to support it (Appears as if they are having small dry heaves), slow movements, and general immobility and lack of quick response time to any outside variable.
"Dude. Ben had a Laughtergasm yesterday and couldn't get up off the floor for a good fifteen minutes!"
"Stop telling those Dead-Baby jokes or I think i'll have a Laughtergasm!"
"Stop telling those Dead-Baby jokes or I think i'll have a Laughtergasm!"
by Torphius March 5, 2009
Get the Laughtergasm mug.Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
by amy centre April 4, 2011
Get the light surgeon mug.Laughtyping when you're typing, chatting or texting someone and have that stupid look on your face like you're loving everything the other person says
Person 1: "dude who were you texting? You had a stupid look on your face"
Person 2: "my gf. I was laughtyping. We both agreed on something "
Person 1: "what's that"
Person 2: "that you're a stupid dick"
Person 2: "my gf. I was laughtyping. We both agreed on something "
Person 1: "what's that"
Person 2: "that you're a stupid dick"
by YaToYa March 6, 2017
Get the laughtyping mug.A form of darkness that isn’t visible.
Here’s how to see it. Imagine it’s not your eyelids which move when you open your eyes, but the rest of you which opens. Where are you? Close by. You’re always close by. If there are colours beyond the visible spectrum, ultraviolet, infrared, are there other forms of dark? Colour is a sound, just a very fast sound just as sound is a slow colour. Silence creeps over you like the sunlight on your skin, and you aged eight, lying outside in the garden, your mother calling from the side door, come inside it’ll soon be gone.
Here’s how to see it. Imagine it’s not your eyelids which move when you open your eyes, but the rest of you which opens. Where are you? Close by. You’re always close by. If there are colours beyond the visible spectrum, ultraviolet, infrared, are there other forms of dark? Colour is a sound, just a very fast sound just as sound is a slow colour. Silence creeps over you like the sunlight on your skin, and you aged eight, lying outside in the garden, your mother calling from the side door, come inside it’ll soon be gone.
Here’s how to see it. Imagine it’s not your eyelids which move when you open your eyes, but the rest of you which opens. Where are you? Close by. You’re always close by. If there are colours beyond the visible spectrum, ultraviolet, infrared, are there other forms of dark? Colour is a sound, just a very fast sound just as sound is a slow colour. Silence creeps over you like the sunlight on your skin, and you aged eight, lying outside in the garden, your mother calling from the side door, come inside it’ll soon be gone.
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