dick lick

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.

dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick

by Kais June 28, 2004

cow's lick

when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head

by hungry cow October 27, 2003

Munkey Licked

To be licked, against your will, by another.

Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.

by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

Devious Lick

A stupid ass trend that involves stealing random stuff from school. These items can range anywhere from tissue boxes to laptops to school busses. Kids (Mostly middle and high school) do this for clout on Snapchat and TikTok because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The other day someone stole an entire soap dispenser at my school, so now we can't use the ground floor bathrooms.

Kid1: Just hit the most devious lick and stole one of the school's laptops.
Kid2: You're fucking stupid, you're gonna get suspended.
Kid1: Oh

by BizarreDood September 22, 2021

lick pussy

to lick a girls pussy, means to move your tongue around on her vagina.

i wanted to lick pussy last night and that new girl let me eat her shit up!

by alexdevious_ll6 November 27, 2007

Licking Hoff

Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."

It's really hot out, how refreshing would "Licking Hoff" be right now?

by Procrastinating Philosopher July 6, 2011

Lick my tits

An expression used by drunk sorority girls when talking with vitriol toward each other.

Meaning: not caring what is thought of oneself, often said as an afterthought.

Can be used interchangeably with similar expressions like "kiss my ass" and "suck my dick."

Etymology: University of Maryland, Halloween 2013

"I'm not the ugly one. She is the ugly one. Whatever. That girl can lick my tits."

by jbandjt November 2, 2013