Lock Legion

A joke by the clockcrew. The lock Legion mainly consisted of members of ClockCrew that wanted to mess around

Hey Leek! I'm Going to Join teh Lock Legion cause it's funnah.

by BroccoliClock August 20, 2003

Legit Shit

The real deal when it comes to taking a crap. Sometimes you feel like you have to take a crap but it's only a false alarm. This is a for real, legit, not fake shit.

Bob: Dude, I have to take a shit!

10 minutes later

Bob: Ahh I feel better

Dillan: It was a legit shit?

Bob: Yeah man, it wasn't a false alarm.

by B-Fergy May 27, 2009

LEGIT

An acronym that stands for:
L ong

E rection
G etting
I n

T here

When i was getting down on my girlfriend, i had trouble with my LEGIT.

by McStooser March 6, 2010

Legit

Means 'for real' or in standard terms, 'fo realz.'
Can also be used as a synonym for: amazing, sexy, priceless, hot shit, the best of the best, can't be compared to, etc.
3. The legit unicorns are the best people in the the world and sooper dooper pooper ah-mazing.

Guy 1:Woah, dude! Look over there!

Guy 2:What's so amazing?
Guy 1:Its the fucking legit unicorns!
Guy 2:You mean numbers 1,2,3,4 and sometimes 5?!?!!?
Guy 1:DUH! lets take pictures!!!!!!!!!

by legitunicorn3 September 15, 2010

legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.

Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!

by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010

legit

the ugliest and most hated word in the english language, which also drives people insane when heard.

You have a legit new bike.

by russian1 May 18, 2009

Legiter

More legit than before. Also see Legit

Blowing a load in your jiz, thats legiter than two cammel in a tiny car.

by Fuel The Tank69 November 24, 2010