Sloppy-Lateral

1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.

1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."

by drredbeans July 27, 2016

Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016

Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

Peniso Lasero

A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.

Peniso Lasero! *hump* * big beam of blue piss*

by DemilSpotify October 12, 2022

Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

later laugh

to laugh after a joke (for example) is told. possibly due to the fact that the joke or laugh when it was told or happened, but to look back and laugh at (and understand) it later.

"Google it. That'll be a great later laugh." -Sarah Silverman, 2007 MTV Movie Awards

by frontburners June 25, 2007