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Lardakiss

(Noun)- a "man-boy". A male that thinks he is a man but is actually a "man-boy."
Person 1: "Steve is 30 years old and still living at home with his mom."

Person 2: "He is such a lardakiss."

Person 1: "Jimmy can't take responsibility for his own actions."

Person 2: " He is a real lardakiss."
by EOR324 September 3, 2016
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Lard Bucket Moment

Adjective; Any event occurring in the 'lard bucket' discord server.

Abuse of admin powers, usually to remove comments that an admin does not agree with.
literally "Nineteen Eighty-Four" (George Orwell, June 8, 1949)
bro that's a "Lard Bucket Moment",
"Lard Bucket Moment"
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life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.
Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.
by Habitus June 13, 2010
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alex laid

Something that will never ever happen
Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen
by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 3, 2013
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Souff-laid

To be 'souff-laid' is to have sex with an hot girl who is either a virgin but acts like they aren't, or a girl who is very picky about the guys in her sex life. The reference to soufflé means they're tight and hard on the outside but soft and open when you get inside.
Dude: Mate, last night I got souff-laid by that girl with the sexy glasses and amazing body who always hangs in the library! It was unreal!
Other dude: You lucky bastard!
by TheVegasCasanova July 8, 2014
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Sam Laidlaw

a blonde kid with very small cock
by Chaserawrxd69 February 28, 2019
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Geranomo's lair

When an Apache, leaves his rez, buys a multi million dollar house, off the rez, and later returns to help his Tribe.
we are going to leave this Rez, and go to New York City and buy a Geranomo's lair, after that we'll come back to our rez.
by Brian Egerton October 26, 2007
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