Kindergender

While commonly defined as an LGBT term for pedophile, the term was actually concocted by 4chan's /pol/ board in order to make it seem like the LGBT/GSRM community harbors and encourages pedophilia, which is overwhelmingly not the case.

"Did you hear that LGBT people are trying to make pedophilia okay? They call it 'Kindergender'."
"No man, that was made up by 4chan. Being a pedophile doesn't make you LGBT, it just makes you in need of serious mental help."

by Cygnusomega October 7, 2020

gidders and kinners

Gidders and kinners ... definition= sexyest ppl on this planet.

Gidders and kinners are very sexy.. yes indeed.. bruv =

by poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 5, 2006

Kinderegg

A word for a person who is Dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). The word comes from a German chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(Kinder means child in german)

IB-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than I first thought!
IB-student 2: I agree, she was a total kinderegg.

by Antonia (Ansga) Ansgariusson January 29, 2008

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020

Kidney Shot

In parts of the Northeastern United States, in rural prisons and county correctional facility, inmates will use the term to describe what has been defined on UD as a kidney punch. That is a kidney shot, referenced in this context, and location, refers to a well timed punch, hard tap, or "shot" to the area of the back where the kidneys are located. This is done during the rape of another inmate, during consensual prison intercourse, and possibly outside of any circumstances involving imprisonment, either to encourage orgasm, or at the point of orgasm in order to intensify its depth and duration. The kidney shot works by effectively tightening the anus of the recipient, as the kidneys are hit, resulting in the aforementioned benefits to inflicter. kidney punches or shots are potentially dangerous, however, not unheard of in relation to sexual assaults, and intercourse, in these correctional facilities.

cellie: "I'm into smashing it, but I could definitely give some kidney shots to f#(k."
freshfish: "kidney shots?"
cellie: "you f#(k 'em until you're 'bout to bust, then hit 'em in d kidneys to make their ass get real tight around your d!(k."
freshfish: "jezzzus!"
cellie: "You get it? So it's like f#(k, f#(k, 'bout to kumm, WAP! quick kidney shot, f#(k, WAP! quick kidney shot, WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!"
freshfish: "yea, i get it."

by sunchynna December 21, 2008