The Stripper Knot

First you pick up some strippers. Then you take some rope and tie a knot then throw it down on the ground. When the stripper goes to pick it up, you hit her with a two-by-four and give her a big knot on her head.

Want to learn how to tie The Stripper Knot?

by Jay & Brian September 9, 2011

dog knot

A pile of shit that has a pretzel like appearance much like that of a large dog.

Who in the hell left this nasty ass dog knot in the toilet!!!!

I was walking on the lawn and stepped in a giant don knot.

by B Warden March 28, 2007

Balloon Knot

Butthole. My butthole actually.

Get your finger out of my balloon knot.

by omegaman December 10, 2008

Thick Knots

Alot of money

Damn that niggas got Thick Knots in his pockets

by Anthony= March 4, 2009

crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.

I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.

by atwig January 3, 2015

monkey knots

Money rolled up in rubber bands

I have monkey knots in my pockets.

by silence g April 23, 2015

Grass Knot

when your pubic hair becomes entangled.

to avoid grass knot, keep it well groomed.

by Nurok Howler August 16, 2011