after work job

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.

I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.

by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

Fire Job

The act of completely covering your partners genitals in lighter fluid, or other fuels and proceeding to ignite them via lighter, mitch or flame thrower. After your partners genitals are fully engulfed in flames you procced to put them out (however your partner likes it) with potatos, prefferable luke warm sweet potatos mashed. Your partner will experence emence amoutns of pleasure from this act.

Jill: hey what are you doing tonight Max

Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving

Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking

Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.

by Fireman123 December 21, 2008

Bro Job

A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.

A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!

by MyNameIsntHenry February 21, 2013

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

like it was my job

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

by asdf.what November 22, 2003