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sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing
Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!
by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014
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Jizz Chugger

A female who loves the taste of the swimmies. She will literally wipe the cum off her body after you blow your load and lap it up like ice cream. Prefering to see your spunk shoot out, she will gladly help with the process, and then feast on your white rain like a teenager with a beercup at their first keg party.
Man that girl Linda, was the best jizz chugger I ever came across! Literally.
by Steven Michael SykeS July 27, 2006
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chinatown jizz

The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.

This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.

Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.
by Howard P; Michelle N August 8, 2006
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Jizz Vacuum

when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.
John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum
by the fuckin shit January 17, 2010
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White water jizz

The action of a girl pressing her boobs tightly together, while a guy explosively cums on the crack, creating a rapid flow of cum, often looking like white water rapids.
Last night I white water jizzed on ma hoe, she loved it.
by Dr. Schwartz May 20, 2017
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open-jawed jizz queen

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.
That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.
by Dick driller January 2, 2009
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jizz monkey

A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006
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