jewdon

a person that is jewish e.g matt greene of north notts college!

Matt u dirty jewdon!!

by Butler12 July 30, 2008

jewhands

generally referenced in the MMO world of warcraft, it basically means when someone in your group wins every roll.

this fvckin guy won every green that drops, someones got the jewhands.

by mike vitali April 13, 2008

jewhawk

the mascot for the world's shittiest basketball team

Boy I can't believe those Kansas Jewhawks lost another game

Rock Chalk Jewhawk!

by T Monster December 9, 2008

jewhovah

A Jehovah who is secretly a jew

Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah

by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016

Jewhore

When someone goes to bed way too early and you hate them for it

Don’t go to sleep you jewhore

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Jewhoo

Like cindylewhoo but Jewish

P1: have you ever seen that movie with Cindy jewhoo
P2: isn’t that the movie we’re the grinch is hitler and turns Cindy jewhoo into a bar of soap
P1: yes.

by Ricky Bobby shake n bake January 20, 2021

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a loophole that Jewish people employ, so they do not perform an "act of work" on the Sabbath or Shabbat, which is the Jewish day of rest.

Orthodox Jewish Wife: It's almost Midnight, we cannot put our groceries in the fridge, it's already the Sabbath.

(Opening a fridge often switches on the light inside, and switching on a light is considered an act of work that is prohibited by Jewish Law.)

Orthodox Jewish Husband: That's why we have Jewholes.

Orthodox Jewish Wife: What do you mean?

Orthodox Jewish Husband: I will just ask our Christian neighbour to come over and open our fridge for us.

by Ookamiverse July 29, 2024