skyrim jew

a person that plays skyrim and feels the need to pick up every misc. object they can find to sell for a quick buck.

my little brother is such a skyrim jew he thinks he needs to take everything he can see

by jayhalker September 26, 2012

running of the jew

Each year in Kazakhstan,there is the annual running of the Jew. A man dressed up as Jew is chased down street by Kazakhstani people. Sometimes it lays an egg.

If you've seen the Borat movie,you'll know what I mean.

~Running Of The Jew~
Borat: "Ah,the Jew is laying an egg! Quick,that it children,smash the jew chick!"

by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006

Jew Down

The act of trying to get a lower price on an item. You typically will do this in places like Tijuana and flea markets.

I am so sick of the Asians responding to my Craig's list ads and trying to jew down my price.

by Mayhoff March 27, 2007

Jew stain

The most commonly spoken phrase in Nazi camps. Refers to the residue left after burning a Jew.

Hey Adolf, what's that on your hand?

Fuck! I got another Jew stain on me!

by Holocaust never happened August 10, 2010

jew sip

You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.

"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."

by Herschel Feinstein December 3, 2007

jew with a coupon

something that is faster than a speeding bullet

guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!

guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!

by billygan March 4, 2008

Jew Crew

A group composed of a group of jews and their close companions.

Natasha, Gaby, Chang, Ziyad, Bryan, Daniel form the "Jew Crew".

by Meritis October 20, 2008