Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

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smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

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Butter Jerk

Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.

I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.

Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

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slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011

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toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.

Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!

by Conbradyor June 20, 2010

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