Jake Pauler 

A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.

John: hey is that David? I heard he’s a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.

John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.

Jake Pauler by Laughing at morons October 4, 2021

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

fap jacket 

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.

This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?

fap jacket by white_castle March 21, 2011

BUTT JACKED 

Unpermitted taking of one's anus for another's pleasure, without consent.

When a bunch of gay guys get you drunk, and you black out, and the next night you wake up sore and bleeding from your bung hole, with your pants around your ankles...homeboy...you got BUTT JACKED

BUTT JACKED by lilpoindexter June 3, 2009

jack-it jacket 

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

jack-it jacket by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Track Jacket 

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.

Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!

Track Jacket by Pale Rider May 16, 2007

jankey 

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

jankey by Wesso September 23, 2003