Jam Dry

Turning up sound bad ass music, going ape shit, and having your hair dry all in the same time.

Look at Hoover Jam drying his hair

by Thatcoolkid954 October 3, 2010

jam tart

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.

"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"

by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

Jam packed dream

A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!

Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!

by Wibbly Woo January 2, 2019

Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005

jam eater

Continuing dispute between the West Cumbrian towns of Whitehaven and Workinton inhabitants. The northern-most town calls the other this because the miners used to eat it in the pits or something.

The real reason is that at one time the town of Workington was richer than Whitehaven and they used to be able to afford the luzury of Jam. Hence the phrase was coined in Whitehaven who were jealous of their Workington pals.

Y' hoofing jam eater, git back to where thou cum fray!

by Dave Wilson December 13, 2008

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

Jam and cheese

Jam and cheese basic means everything, and is only defided by the way and inclination of the way it is said.

In response to being told someones cat has been run over "Ahhhh, Jam and cheese" This said in a comforting and quiet tone, will provide all the answer you need.

by Xav December 8, 2004