wine jacket

When you've drank alot of wine and therefore do not get cold due to the warming effects of the alcohol.

Guy: Hey, you must be cold! Do you want my jumper?
Girl: No, its OK! I've got my wine jacket on!

by schminyschmee February 16, 2009

Diesel Jacked

Seen to have explosive, ripped muscles beyond any recognition.

Joey Porter, a man among boys, is Diesel Jacked.

Ronnie Coleman is diesel jacked.

by Joshua Trant January 29, 2009

cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.

When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.

by a-diggity17 May 12, 2009

Flask Jacket

A jacket with a pocket on the inside, the perfect size for a drinking flask.
Useful when attending school, funerals, in-laws, court, etc.

I knew I couldn't get through that hearing without a drink, so I threw on my Flask Jacket, tossed in a flask of Jack Daniel's, and off I went.

by XioClone October 20, 2009

Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.

I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.

by etcetera16 December 24, 2010

Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".

An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016