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spastic joose

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater
by tommigunn March 22, 2004
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Joast

Joast is a word which is used when there is an awkward silence or you can't think of another word to use. There is also a man named Fred Joast. And some Swedish bread or something..
"So yah, I kind of backed into your prize winning poodle... Sorry..."

"Um, you're still my friend, I guess..."

"JOAST!!!"
by Spaghetti14 November 19, 2007
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jostle queen

a guy who likes to fiddle and play with his purple headed warrior
by Daryl Curtis April 30, 2003
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joston

An arrogant stupid little boy that always thinks he's better than everybody else and starts rumors about girls and he's a fuckboy if you know this boy then I feel sorry for you because he's going to f*** your heart and he has big dick
Destiny-Why are u sad

April-cause joston said I fucked him
Destiny-well he just does that because he has a big dick and that's his personality too a 'big dick'.
by Big Daddy jr November 22, 2017
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Joast

A really bad roast that will lower the victims self-esteem, street cred., and confidence down to 0%.
Person: hey I just got $100!
You: So did I, on a card. Does your teeth gap take debit or credit?

(that was a joast^)
by TheJoastingMaster April 7, 2017
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Jooty

by JulzzzzCaityBFFFF October 2, 2009
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Jooster Cake

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also
by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003
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