Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.
Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.
by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018
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ivan

a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.

there are only 2 types of Ivans:

first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head

(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
Simon is not your typical Ivan
by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018
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ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.
OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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ivan

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .

ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
do you know that red hair boy??
yea he’s 💋ivan💋
by nmemdp November 21, 2021
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Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…
Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.
by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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ivans balls

larger than cow ivans balls are
by yeet 69 February 28, 2022
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