The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.
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by Mondo2442 January 18, 2017
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by Truthteller_1 July 6, 2021
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