Instapoet

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

Instabam

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.

Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

Instant crush

When you see someone and immediately fall in love with them not knowing anything about them

This girl named mina, she's my instant crush

by Some-fool November 3, 2020

Instawhore

Someone who consistently and often quite thirstily posts self-photographs on Instagram.

Mary-Katherine posted three photos of herself on Instagram today; therefore, Mary-Katherine is an Instawhore.

by Jacobee24 March 18, 2012

instagram rp

instagram rp— also called ig rp— is a place where people of many roleplay styles like to be creative. that means themes, edits, or intros that relate to their character(s)’ aesthetic. there are clichés such as dark harry styles models being above six feet, false positive ariana grande models, tiktok children, etc. most people who preach about instagram rp’s potential toxic nature usually have had one or two bad experiences and begin to generalize. they also tend to forget about other communities like twitter or even facebook being the same way. if you don’t like it, please remember blocking and reporting are options as well as leaving instead of enabling behaviors by “exposing.”

“Maybe I should make a new instagram rp account.”

by pscudonym April 29, 2020

insanely great

so cool, so innovative, so ahead of its time, it's insanely great. Steve Jobs used this term to describe Apple Computer's products....

The new iPod is an insanely great mp3 player.

by Justin Wondga November 26, 2003

instagram model

An extreme selfie taker usually with a nice body, broke, with hopes of an athlete hitting them up in their DM's to meet up and bust one inside them to get pregnant.

NFL Player A: "Yo, check out this chick! She's fine af!"
*shows phone*
NFL Player B: "Bruh, that's an Instagram model. She'll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid."

by berm May 21, 2016