Alert the Internet 

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

Alert the Internet by Keshicus June 1, 2010

low interest light 

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

low interest light by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

the most interesting man in the world 

the most interesting man in the world isn't defined... yet

1. the most interesting man in the world once punched a magician... yes, you heard me

2. the most interesting man in the world once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands."

3. the most interesting man in the world has found Waldo several times, but has released him because he enjoys the hunt.

4. the most interesting man in the world's definition could not be complete, because no-one wanted it to end...

the most interesting man in the world by presidentChuckNorris January 2, 2012

Internet Pussy 

Children that try to act tough on the internet

That Gunner Kid Is A Real Internet Pussy.

Internet Pussy by Anomalee October 24, 2008

Internet moderator 

Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.

Jeff: Bit of polish sir?

forum user: Er, no thanks.

Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.

forum user: And?

Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.

forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!

Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.

forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.

Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.

forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.

Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.

Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.

Internet moderator by Snake breeder December 21, 2010

Vagina of the Internet 

Myspace.com
"A place for friends."

Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.

Vagina of the Internet by someone who is here June 11, 2006