Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.

Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.

by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020

Hide the Ball Bearings

A business consulting insider term that indicates purposefully hiding the truth by omitting an essential detail. Often used to buy time for negotiations or deeper research.

It's funny because the word ball is in it.

"You didn't bother telling Ewan you're already seeing someone?"
"Nah, I'm going to hide the ball bearings. What if Ewan's got a bigger dick? Gotta do the research before I close the deal."

by T-E-E June 1, 2020

Hiding in the comments

When you are seeing TikTok and scary things pop out. You’re too scared but want to know what people talked about it then the comments will cover the clip partially.

@_slmp：who is hiding in the comments.. I have snacks for you 🍩🍕🍔🍟🍗🍭🍉🌭🌮

by Amber.t2le June 8, 2020

Hide n' Houlocaust

v. The act of playing hide and go seek in the Smithsonian Houlocaust Museum.

"Fuck. This museum tour feels like its never gonna end."

"I know, let's play Hide n' Houlocaust. Dibs on being the Nazi."

by The 73rd virgin April 20, 2017

hiding file

secret or subjects inside a secret, kept hidden to be unknown by the children under 10

I want Thomas know about my hiding file, but i,ll let him know when he exactly is reached to twenty.

by man!? May 19, 2017

Hide the skittle

Game played by paedophiles to seduce underage children into sex.

Young Ryan was seduced by Coach V by playing the game hide the skittle.

by Axel2818 November 4, 2017

you ken hide

Kaneki and Hide pun

A ghoul looking for Kaneki and Hideyoshi.

"You Ken Hide. But you Ken't run. TOUKAn play that game at their own Rizek"

by Fawkie November 8, 2017