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Hooker

The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!
Dude! You're such a hooker! I can't believe you made a full court shot!

Kasey is such a hooker. Did you here what she did to Dave?
by Sevenpanguinsaretoomany January 8, 2011
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hoodered

To get spied upon, stalked, and then screwed over at work by a co-worker using information of the internet.
Did you hear about Tom? Sue found out about him selling stuff online while he was at work and hoodered him.
by Chister April 6, 2010
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hollerarious

a sentence, idiom or word that is worthy to be hollered at.
Yo he just spit some hollerarious shit!!!
by Assy McGees January 11, 2008
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hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.
by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008
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Hooker Cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"
by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008
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Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
by B-rellie August 6, 2011
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hooger dooger

A very robust woman who takes up a fair amount of space. Depending on the severity of the doogerin she may posses her own gravitational field
I can't believe you actually slept with that hooger dooger, she weighs more than my car.
by JustForYouButters April 24, 2015
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