honial

Discovering your girlfriend is a genuine slut but refusing to believe it yourself

I caught Mindy in an orgy at her apartment. I thought we were exclusive. Boy have I been in honial

by Fiancenaye February 26, 2025

Howzieky

A very old, almost timeless old man.

That guy is almost as old as the Big Bang! He's quite the Howzieky.

by MyPillsDon'tFunctionProperly March 16, 2025

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

Honkiedoodle

An insult to call people who honk your horn a bit too much. They act like a fricken doodle the noodle.

“God Jared! Why are you such a honkiedoodle?! Can’t you keep your doodle away and stop honking my damn horn?”

by Chiken_Butt_0123 August 13, 2025

heeby hoezies

a hoes basic white white chick. who is typically mad. like “how’s mad”

person: isn’t that the basic girl of the school? she always mad
me: yeah.. she’s one of those heeby hoezies

by loopy_hoey.thot August 3, 2019

heeby hoezies

a basic white hoey girl. who is typically always mad and sadistic

person:isn’t that the basic white girl of the school: she acting mad crazy
me:yeah: she’s one of those heeby hoezies

by loopy_hoey.thot August 3, 2019

Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019