hobo fishing

The act of trying a string to a dollor, then trowing it somewhere(preferably by a hobo)and waiting for him/her to try and pick it up, before they can get it, pullit back
Dude, i just went hobo fishing and cought 20 hobos
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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littlest hobo

1. A sex move where one's significant other rejects advances in a cheery upbeat way with the words: "maybe tomorrow."

2. The greatest and only hero dog based television show to come out of Canada.
Bob had to retreat to the couch and wank to CBC news after his girlfriend gave him the littlest hobo.
by guiterryc September 18, 2018
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hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.
Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!
by nedzors June 26, 2012
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Hobo Honey

Seemingly normal woman or girl, who seems to attract tramps, beggars and other scruffy types.
I went out for a fag and a a tramp kissed me! Why do i get all the weirdos?" "That's 'cos you're a hobo honey
by deviantAPPLE March 25, 2011
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Hobo dollars

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.
Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars
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hobo flow

1) hair comparable to that of a homeless person

2) rapping skills that won't pay the bills
1) dude, chester just emerged from his 36 hour study sesh with some serious hobo flow

2) t-dawg's shit is so weak, he's got mad hobo flow
by goodmanwednesday April 22, 2010
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Hobo Hug

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.
I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug
by Gester Ghost September 22, 2010
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