I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter DONT BE SEXIST

Did you know rob sexually identified as a Russian attack helicopter now he is a sponge. I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter

by Jude8382881 July 27, 2020

Attack Helicopter

An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers

Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny

by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.

" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."

by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020

helicopter rides

to swing your cock in a circular motion.

i teased her with helicopter rides so she could check out my junk.

by dagodav July 14, 2006

Singapore Helicopter

1. A generic, all-encompassing term meaning any sexual act that is too disgusting to discuss in mixed company.

2. Any incomprehensible or vague sexual act.

1. Dude1: Did you hear about the latest celebrity death?

Dude2: No, what happened?

Dude1: OMG, It's so sick! They found him dead after

having sex in a .....uh hem...

*(enters unsuspecting coworker)*

Chic1: What's up?

Dude2: We were just talking about someone dying

from a Singapore Helicopter.

2. Chic1: What happened to John?

Chic2: Well, he threw his back out doing a

Singapore Helicopter

by Blonde Stranger September 3, 2009

Blind Helicopter

For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.

Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!

by Steven/Mitch October 13, 2008

Helicopter

Where a person inserts his or her fist into the vagina, lifts up the woman and swings her in a 360 around his or her head simulating the blades of a helicopter.

Dude, my lady was done after I helicoptered he last night.

by blackmetaltuba84 November 14, 2010