Get these hands

Your about to Get hurt from Braun

Heath Slater try’s to help his tag team partner
Braun Grabs a mic and say
“Look, you got two options, you cheerleader: You're either gonna stand on the floor and shut your mouth or you're gonna get in the ring and get these hands like your partner."

by DeanGallows February 15, 2018

hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

by gretzky of stink September 3, 2009

Sausage Handshake

Simply...To masterbate

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake

by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009

train hands

what your hands become when you ride the train

"I can't touch that baby. I have train hands."

"Let me wash off my train hands before I perform open heart surgery."

"If anyone says, 'What time is it? It's show time,' one more time, I'ma slap them silly with these train hands."

by Stu Jones September 9, 2011

all hands and no nuts

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.

I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018

adult handshake

Any sexual act involving one's hand and a man's genitalia. First heard (possibly) on the American translation of the Japanese children's show "Shin Chan," where two detectives need to feign homosexuality in order to keep their cover.

Hey, at least I wasn't the one giving an adult handshake to a male gigolo!

by Dumpy McVey June 24, 2007