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handy

1. To be useful and convenient in a difficult situation.

2. Slang for "handicapped". It can be used when describing any person who has down syndrome, cerebral paulsy, or is involved in a Special Ed program. Not demeaning, simply a shortened term.
1. Wow, the tool shed is all fixed now thanks to Jack. He is SO handy!

2. Don't smoke in front of the handies!
by Bananafish July 9, 2005
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handball

The game that everyone seems to claim to have been beastly at when they were in Elementary School.
Alan: Damn, I remember in Elementary School, we used to play handball! I was a beast!

Mike: Damn, bro, so I was! I was the best! I would never sit on the bench!
by GymTyme December 27, 2010
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Handback

To fist an anus.
I handbacked that girl last night.
by Jakebooby April 28, 2010
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Handyman

What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.
"My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."
by S man Welder October 23, 2022
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dandy handy

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.
Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.
by Cereal dick February 10, 2015
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butt handy

A guy grinds on a girl. Suddenly, to his great surprise, a human hand emerges directly from her hindquarters and proceeds to grasp then stroke his member. Butt handy.
Did Sean tell you he got a butt handy from his girlfriend Missy??
by Turler August 3, 2018
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W.C. Handy

Reaching third base whilst in a bathroom (Water Closet) setting.
This girl and I went into the bar bathroom... At least I got a W.C. Handy out of it.
by Solid as Iraq January 22, 2011
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