Hamgziety

That horrible feeling when you are experiencing an existential dread about ham.

"Ffion drank too much last night, raided our fridge and ate all the gammon".
"She must have so much hamgziety this morning".

by TheMilkTrayMan June 10, 2025

Hagov

1- Hangover but written by retards.

2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.

1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."

2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")

by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025

hago

What edgy British teens use to tell their friends happy birthday on their Snapchat story.

@J2CharvaFam hago lad 🔥

by 780ti September 27, 2025

al hagova

The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.

Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?

Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...

by Rav Isaacson December 18, 2016

joey hagopian

The asshole who slapped your mother.
He got that ass.

"Damn your'e such a Joey Hagopian"

by That naked guy in your bed. December 5, 2017

Damn Hambone

This is a passionate act of love and hate combined and is where your having passionate sex the man pulls out before cumming and lubes the bone from a ham with his cum. Then proceeds to continue the sex with said bone

Man i wanna Damn Hambone you girl.

by TheGodOfZeus January 6, 2021

Kyle Hambo

Kyle Hambo has a huge penis and loves corinna kopf

Kyle Hambo is cool

by PENIS69696969DICK January 18, 2022